But... Are They F@#king?

So I'm watching some show that's got Alison Krauss and Robert Plant talking about that album they did together and the interviewer is asking her what it's like to sing with a rock god and asking him what he thinks of Alison's bluegrass background and how many records they think they'll make together and blah blah blah, possibly something else about hair cream and/or trumpets. I listened for about an hour, but never heard the answer to the question I most wanted answered: Are they fucking? Because even though she's, like, 28 and he's somewhere north of 65, I'm certain that they have. I mean, he's Robert Fucking Plant. Isn't that the price of admission?

At Last! A Reason to Go to Church!

I've always argued that if church wants me back, they're gonna have to up the quotient of hot chicks. So this church went out and got a former Miss Massachusetts as its pastor.

On a recent Sunday morning, 30-year-old Nicole Lamarche, a former Miss California, stood before a crowd in a simple clapboard church next to a local watering hole. She wore high-heeled boots, her thin figure draped in a black robe.

So when is she hearing confessions?

Inexplicable

This is either the world's luckiest Ken doll or the woman most in need of human companionship. You tell me.