At Last! A Reason to Go to Church!

I've always argued that if church wants me back, they're gonna have to up the quotient of hot chicks. So this church went out and got a former Miss Massachusetts as its pastor.

On a recent Sunday morning, 30-year-old Nicole Lamarche, a former Miss California, stood before a crowd in a simple clapboard church next to a local watering hole. She wore high-heeled boots, her thin figure draped in a black robe.

So when is she hearing confessions?