Things to Do on a Date

Here's the thing: You don't want to call the girl up, then attempt to amouse her by driving around town in your Toyota Celica blasting the Top Gun soundtrack and asking if she'd like to try out "that Taco Bell that just opened." You need a game plan, chappy. And here's what we suggest: Perhaps you'll pick up some Broadway tickets and take her to a show. If you're in the mood for a long-ass drive, there's always some Texas entertainment to partake in. Or how about college basketball tickets? Hey, finding a girl who's into sports will pay dividends down the road when you disappear for six weeks on your annual "Super Bowl bender." Or maybe college hoops is her thing, which means scoring tickets to the Final Four Tourney. If she likes hockey, grab some Dallas Stars tickets. The thing is, you may like hanging out at the local bait shop with Rog and Ahmed, snarfing pizza and warm Pabst. But she... probably won't.