Is May-December Out Of Season?

I've never dated anyone older than me. OK, scratch that; I did date someone older than me, but I forced him to stop taking his antidepressants when we were going to have sex because I wanted his libido at full mast. Mo' years, mo' problems - also thanks to the ubiquitous Viagra and Cialis ads, I'm convinced that anyone over 45 needs a little blue pill before takeoff. Whereas younger colts, whist having the attention span and relationship experience of a tsetse fly, at least never have any issues in that area. Selfish and superficial? Egotistical and self-centered? You betcha. But hey, perhaps the difference between the sexes is not quite so distinct.