New One On Me

The other day in the office cafeteria, I'm minding my own business, scoping out the ladies from Finance as they stroll in, when I hear this twentysomething dude behind me telling his friend, "Man, she moved like a screen door."

Huh?

I may be woefully out of touch, but the only image that came into my head upon hearing that was the painful thought of my erect cock being caught repeatedly between a door frame and slamming metal.

But, hey. Some folks like that shit.