I'm tired

I was watching her reality show the other night - granted, it's filmed in impossibly grainy, washed-out, extreme angles (today's version of 'soap opera filter') but she still looks fantastic. And I just feel so tired when I look at her, because it would take so much damn work to look like that. Let's just forget diet, workout, and plastic enhancements for a second. Nails, hair, makeup, tanning - it would take 5 hours before I could even leave the house. Right now, we're lucky if the teeth are brushed and the hair's been washed sometime in the past 72 hours.