If Ya Gotta Watch Something...

I shit you not: The other day, I spent three hours on a flight sitting next to a woman--probably in her mid-30s--who was watching porn on her laptop.

Actual porn. Like with fucking and stuff. Men and women.

She wasn't being obvious about it, but she wasn't really going out of her way to hide it, either. One of the stewardesses clearly saw as well, because I saw her chuckling something to a fellow stew after stopping at our row for a bit.

I wanted desperately to say something, but what do you say? "Cool porn" or "Hey, if you wanna actually do some of that stuff once the plane lands..." seems a bit tough to pull off.

When we landed, she simply closed up the laptop, slid it smoothly into her bag, and off she went. Just another hot chick to everyone else in the airport, but a fellow porn enthusiast to me.