The Best Sleep Aid Money (Can't) Buy

So I read somewhere that the NUMBER ONE reason people pleasure themselves...is in order to go to sleep. It's not about reaching the gates of orgasmic nirvana, it's not about checking out the latest Vivid offering, or finally enjoying that secret fantasy of you, Christian Bale and 5,000 peacock feathers, it's about passing out. The primal urge to procreate...has been commandeered to catch a few zzz's.