The Backside Party

I shit you not: Just yesterday as I sat in the cafeteria at work, a coworker pointed to a hot chick in line and said he wanted to "party on her backside." I wrote the guy off as a fellow perv and got back to my chicken sandwich. But later on, I read an article that informed me the guy might not be a perv at all! He might just be from Dubai:

“Dinglish” is a blend of broken English, Hindi, and Arabic that most expatriate residents of Dubai end up speaking, as it is both practical and sociable, according to British expatriate Annabel Kantaria, who lives in Dubai. "A grip on the basics of Dinglish is essential when you need to get things done in Dubai," she maintains. "Ask for something to be done with typical British reserve and politeness and you'll be waiting a very long time." One example of Dinglish is a invitation Kantaria received to attend a party in a friend's "backside," which in Dinglish means backyard or rear building entrance.

Still, any city where women are tossing around phrases like, "come party in my backside" is pefectly fine with me.