You're Making My Eardrums Bleed

In other cultures, as well as our own, being a girly-girl seems to be a popular route. Cute, "girlish" outfits, big eyes, difficulty walking or speaking in full sentences, and a high-pitched voice and laugh. I knew a woman (I'm calling her a woman because she was 23 years old. She however, preferred to be called "a girl") whose voice was rather high-pitched to begin with, but whenever she came into contact with a man it was literally ultrasonic. As in, dogs started barking and dolphins poked their heads out of the ocean. I wanted to confront her on this, only to learn that other disgusted women had already beaten me to the punch; however, she was either a very good actress or honestly did not have a clue that her voice changed around men. Hmm...maybe she went to intensive children's beauty pageant training?

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