Tatted Out Trickster

The New York Times reports that the latest trend to surface is temporary tattoos. Just like nowadays you can rent a Harley and be a Hell's Angel for the weekend, rent a Prada and be a Paris for the night, you can apply temporary inkage and be a bad-ass for the evening. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that. See, like most of you I have some tats. Some were impulsive, some were agonized over for months; but they're all mine, and I plan to take 'em with me to the grave. Having a smigen of common sense, even in my late teens, I had them strategically placed so that only intimate friends would see them. You know, kinda like finding the prize in the Cracker Jack box. I'm proud of 'em, my little landmarks in the journey of life. And at least I can say I'm an authentic bad-ass...in bed.