The Official "Jumping the Shark" moment of Halloween

Hi folks,
Well, as you know, Halloween is the one day of the year when girls can dress like sluts and it's all good, and heck, even my 3 year old niece is getting into the act with her sexy "Bratz" costume, and blah blah blah blah. But yesterday I think was probably the last straw. I saw Hooters girls (what do you want, it's on my way to work) dress as slutty Bo-Peep and slutty Alice in Wonderland, while girls strolled by outside the restaurant...DRESSED AS HOOTERS GIRLS. But then it gets better. I saw....a slutty tow truck. Yes, that's correct; this woman had on thigh-high black stiletto boots, black tights, a tight spandex top and this cute fabric cut out of a TOW TRUCK around her torso. Form fitting! With the hook and everything! So yes, when we've gotten to the point where inanimate objects or various modes of transport start taking on a "sexy" appearance, I think it's time to go back to the 1600's where Halloween was considered evil and people were burned at the stake. Peace out!