A Match Made In Heaven

It's that time of year again...where any given Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, or Saturday you're likely to find tons of guys, their eyes and asses paying homage to the flat-screen HD NFL/MLB Ticket God. If you're a hetero female on the prowl, you think you've found Nirvana. But, you will have to be a hetero female who LOVES sports (and I know there are plenty of you out there.) Because, no one's leaving anytime soon, and no one's going to be paying attention to you (except during those retarded promos for Frank TV.)