Have Inner Slut, Will Travel

There's a very good reason why "Girls Gone Wild" is usually taped in Cabo. When you're a chick on vacation, being a "good girl" and not engaging in lewd or lascivious behavior goes completely out the window. Why? Because we can actually get away with it. No strings, no history, no future, no one to judge, scold or get jealous. He's going to screw you and not call you again? Wahoo! Put me down for three! You're the third chick he's hooked up with tonight? Hell, this is the eighth guy I've done body shots on. And we just got off the plane 2 hours ago! While obviously not the most responsible way to behave, it certainly puts the whole ki-bosh on the "sole" biological imperative of women to find (and trap) a long term mate. Obviously our female ancestors had never heard of spring break.