An Ass That Demands Its Own Church

Understanding my unflagging allegiance to the female derriere, a number of kind readers forwarded me copies of the photo above. While on the surface it seems to represent an ass-lover's Mecca, I can't quite help but think there's something incredibly fake about that shot. Without the help of Photoshop, surgery or some kind of bizarre deal with the devil himself, I don't think anybody's ass looks like that.