Shouldn't Sex Toys Be Introduced After the Third Date?

It was quite normal, actually; I met a guy at a party, he was a friend of a friend, seemed nice/cute, asked for my number. We made a date and went out: dinner and a movie. We had a good time, laughed, he held my hand. Then he invited me to his place for "a cup of herbal tea." I felt comfortable enough, perhaps vaguely horny, so I went. We talked some more, drank some tea, we kissed. Nothing too aggressive, he hadn't even slid towards second base. There was the inevitable lull in the conversation. And then:
"So, have you ever used nipple clips?"
"Excuse me?"
"You know, nipple clips. Your breasts are quite large and they seem like they would be quite sensitive. I can go get them."
"Uh, no, that's OK..I'm fine."
"How about a vibrator? You've used one of those, right?"
"Um...yeah, but why--"
"I've got several, all different shapes and sizes. Here, let me get the box."
This is when my tea suddenly met the shag carpet as I got up quickly to leave.
"I'm really sorry, I'm just really tired, and I have a big day tomorrow."
"But it's Saturday."
"I know, doesn't that suck? Well, nice meeting you, bye!"

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