My Weakness, Revealed.

Okay, I'll admit it. If a woman puts her tongue on my ear -- not in my ear, mind you, but just runs it gently along the top and bottom -- I turn to loose change. Simple as that.

Sure, I'm also a sucker for the quick hand to the jublees, the ass-in-face maneuver and some red-hot, beer-soaked mouth-on-chest action. But once they start with that tongue, I'm basically putty in their hands. Kinda.