I Brake For Doppelgangers

As much as I'd like to pass myself off as this deep, sensitive human being who seeks out the inner light in others, I've more often been guilty of dating purely on the basis of looks. Arm candy lovers, unite! And at possibly an even higher rate of superficiality than Paris or LiLo, I've dated someone just because they happened to look like someone else. In my mind, I've dated Russell Crowe, David Duchovny, and someone vaguely passing for Eddie Van Halen. Despite the fact that these guys were Joe Schmoes that couldn't act or air-guitar their way out of a paper bag, it didn't stop me from making them dress up in Roman sandals or give me their best disgruntled-FBI-looking-for-aliens stare.