Fake It 'Til You Make It

A woman faking an orgasm seems as ancient as that old chestnut of a movie, "When Harry Met Sally." Chicks snickered and winked knowingly, exchanged a few "I'll have what she's having" and that was that, heh heh, the proverbial cat (i.e., pussy) was out of the bag. Then women decided, fuck this faking bullshit, and voila, the Big O was born. Women cheered, men panicked, and erectile dysfunction medication was introduced to the general population. But then came the rise of porn - once relegated to the adult book stores and unmarked VHS tapes, it suddenly enjoyed a renaissance with the Web; with You Tube and a few key words typed into Google, it's become downright mainstream middle America. So now there's women with gigantic fake tits and surgically enhanced genitalia having mind-blowing orgasms, right and left. Sometimes five in a row, even though the guy looks like he's doing his taxes. So with women running out and getting boob jobs and labiaplasty, who's to say we're not back to banging on the table in the crowded deli, grabbing our hair and screaming a few "YES! OH YES! DON'T STOP!!!"