The Energy Crisis: Solved

Why is it that we can put folks on the moon, explore Mars and run golf-carts on ears of corn, yet no one can find a way to harnass the sheer magnitude of this woman's ass for the betterment of society? Godalmighty, the kinteic energy I've put forth from intense masturbation alone after watching this clip can surely power at least a couple houses in Somerville.

Honestly, though, you often hear the expression, "you could show a movie on that ass." Folks, you could show a movie on this ass.