Clothes Make The Man

Case in point: JT. I mean, look at that little twerp. Put him in baggy jeans and gold chains in front of your local 7-Eleven and you wouldn't even buy booze for him. But with the suit, he gets Jessica Biel. OK, yeah, maybe it's the singing thing, too. But still - until he started wearing suits, he was known as Britney Spears's ex.
So don't wait for a wedding or a funeral, fellas - get out that three-piece and call me!