The Ass That Literally Stopped Traffic

So I'm driving back from a weekend down the Cape, and all of a sudden, traffic hits a standstill. And not in the typical places either (i.e., the Sagamore Bridge, the Bourne Rotary, Ma Kessler's Handjob Ranch). So I figger it's gotta be an accident. And I sit and I stare and I crawl along and after thirty minutes pass I'm starting to wonder where the fuck this parade actually ends.

And then, up ahead, I see what's keeping us down. A car by the side of the road with a girl in impossibly tight pants bent over it, checking something in the trunk (no pun intended). People were literally slowing down to look at her ass, and I even saw a couple dudes in a Jeep in front of me taking pics with their camera phones.

Not too many people can say they have an ass that actually caused traffic to stop. This girl can.

Oh, and I totally stroked it the rest of the way home. Hey, anything to keep myself awake.