Mayoral Indiscretion, Simpsons-Style

Despite the fact that Vermont won the distinction of being the Simpsons' official home of Springfield, it's nice to know that Mayor Quimby is alive and well in Los Angeles. I am referring, of course, to our esteemed Honorable Hot-Pants Villaraigosa and the Telemundo anchor-babe. I'm sure Ken and many of our male readers are already familiar with our sexy latina who delivers the news to the spanish-speaking population; indeed, she could probably sit and read the phone book for the entire duration of the broadcast and there would be nary a drop in viewership. So what's the point? Nothing, really. I just love it when art imitates life, and then life graciously returns the favor.