And Just What Are You Willing To Try?

After the honeymoon period, after the exhaustive boffing over every surface, nook and cranny imaginable, in the neighbor's pool, in front of grandma's cat, in the hotel supply closet, on top of the copier at work, underneath the freeway bridge, is when boredom usually sets in. Or, now it's time to get really creative. So, the question is, what will you try, what will you waver on, what will you absolutely never, ever, ever do...or maybe just this once, but you better not be recording this, or what will make you scream get away from me before I call the police?