So, How Are You In Bed?

Guys have it pretty tough. Whilst women tend to merely have this(see photo above) as the chief complaint of being bad in bed, the boys have a myriad of issues that can derail their masterful performance, the least of which being failure to launch. Too soon, you're weak-minded, inexperienced. Take too long, and you're masochistic, possibly perverted ("What DOES it take to make you come?!?")Then it's your technique - tweaking jackrabbit, or drowning victim? And let's face it, many sexual positions require a fair amount of physical strength and endurance (and it sure as hell aint me doing push ups.)And I'm not even going to get into oral. So, that's a lot to live up to, guys. I hear ya. I get it.
But that doesn't mean I'm not going to make you PRACTICE.