Free Advice Fridays: The Killer Head Question

Dear Ken and Ariel: This guy I messed around with told me I give "killer head". What is really meant by that? And how many different types of head are there anyway, cuz I hear there's good head, great head, "Oh my God" head, etc etc.

Ariel Says: "Killer head" means: "more, please." As in, you are the BJ queen, you are the finest pair of luscious lips since Angelina to grace his lowly member, you are God's gift to fellatio. In other words, he'll say anything, ANYTHING to keep you servicing the Lil' General. Quite clever, really. Because most of us go, "yeah, damn straight! I am the most fantastic deep throat this side of Linda Lovelace! Now pass me that pipe!" You, on the other hand, eschewed the lockjaw and decided to question his overzealous praise. Anyway, I'll let Ken expound on the virtues of magnificent blow jobs, but I think it basically boils down to this. Good head: you actually gave him a blow job. Great head: you didn't use your teeth, and you (pretended) to swallow. "Oh my God" head: you're a denture wearer with more suction than a Dirt Devil.

Ken Says: A friend of mine used to claim that there's no such thing as a bad blowjob. I beg to differ. Contrary to popular opinion, there is such thing as the male version of "the tap," in which we kinda gently tap our female cohort on the head and ask her to come back up for air because whatever she's doing down there is rapidly taking on the appearance of an amateur open mike night. As I see it, a girl's gotta have the skills, certainly -- I don't want to be the one walking some thirty year old liberal arts major through her first knobjob. But if a girl's into it, as in seems very, very eager to yummy down on what I'm offering and makes like she won’t stop until I've got bedsheets sucked up my ass, then chances are I'm gonna walk away from it feeling as if I've just experienced killer head. But let's be honest, the best way for me to answer this question is to experience your capabilities first hand and then offer my professional dissertation as to which camp you fall into. I'll meet you after work at the Rattlesnake.