You Go With What You Know

You know, sometimes you just wake up on a Monday morning and the sun is shining and there are birds in the trees and the slightest trace of last night's Michelob still swimming through your blood and all you can think about is your favorite sexual position.

Mine? No question: the reverse cowgirl. I even like just saying it. Reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl. Is there a band called Reverse Cowgirl? And if not, why the fuck not? Because there should be.

Anyway, that's what I'm all about today.

You?