Package Inspection

Despite my advancing age and ever-more ravenous libido, I still don't check out the package. I mean, I CHECK OUT the package as in pulling a Helen Keller when we're making out at the end of our first date, but I never think to look at a dude's crotch in general, like on the T or when he's crossing the street or ordering bagels for his grandmother or whatever. Does anyone?

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