Moment of Clarity

There is a point upon orgasm, where the universe has essentially turned inward upon itself and time seems to float with the angels on a head of a pin, that I am seized with the following revelations:
-near N = 10,000, about one in nine numbers is prime, whereas near N = 1,000,000,000, only one in every 21 numbers is prime.
-"Desperate Housewives" will continue to lose ratings and will be relegated to a Friday night slot after a rerun of "1 vs. 100."
-I don't think I really want to date, sleep with, or be associated with this person anymore, as he is unhealthy, immature and has serious mother issues.

Alas, the moment will pass, and I return to my former state of blissful blond ignorance and cheerful denial...until the next big O.