You Sexy, Psycho Bitch

I guess I used to be that once. Screaming fights, throwing his shit out the window, having tantrums on holidays, making huge scenes, preferably in dimly lit restaurants... And let me tell ya, some guys loved it. Those, of course, were the suckers who stuck around for more. Well, what if I...throw your wallet on the roof? Flush your cell phone down the toilet? Aim Ginzu knives at your head? Sell your identity to that midwestern Meth addict? OK, maybe I exaggerate. And to tell you the truth, being a nut job gets real tiring after a while. But what I find so interesting is that just like girls love the bad boys, there are some boys who will do anything to keep their psycho girlfriend.