VD 07

Hello my sexy motherfuckers.
That overrated, insanely-commercialized, unrealistic-expectations-leading-to-tears-and-disappointment-Hallmark-created-holiday is upon us again. For several of us, Black Wednesday indeed. Soon, the office will be filled with $120 bouquets of genetically engineered long-stemmed roses, and the desks bereft of floral display will have their furious occupants locked in the handicapped bathroom stall with a cell phone and a laundry list of demands.
Good times.
So, is this also the one day of the year in which Singeltons are put on display with a a neon sign, "AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME! ON SALE! TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY!"? Or do they just stay home and watch Lost?

Anyway, my advice is, regardless of your status, use the picture above as inspiration. And Have a Happy VD!