Exercise Must Be Good For Me Because I'm Feeling Better Already.

I take a lot of heat for my rampant Denise Austin fetishism, but this clip, unearthed from what looks like 1985, has just turned my world on its axis. It's little secret that these "hey, it's chicks exercising!" shows bank on most of their ratings coming from couch-bound, beer-swilling punks like myself. But this clip really hits it home for me: the leotard with the cherry designs, the camera angles evoking a sort of Kama Sutra documentary, the trajectory young Denise's hand takes as it slowly rakes her thigh... I have little doubt that whoever directed this bit is now working porno in South America.

Oh and those legwarmers. Holla!