No Pud'n For You

In various social circles, I've talked to women who don't really like oral sex. I know, I know, they obviously haven't met YOU yet. But they just find it...kinda gross. The first reason is probably the most obvious: it also happens to be the same place you go potty. Sort of like having to work your way through a phalanx of porta-potties to get to the Krispy Kreme counter. The second reason is that it's just...so...intimate, and you really have no control what he (or she)...sees down there. Sure, you can trim, wax, heck if you're really the porn star do some bleaching. But it lacks the more active interaction of, say, tonsil hockey. And yet, as the rest of the female population will most certainly attest, they are missing out on some serious fuckin' nirvana. Any suggestions from our faithful readers as to how to break 'em in?