Nice to Meet You. Lose the Pants.

So. Ladies. It's your first date with a guy. Would you let him go down on you? Or, even better, would you go down on him? I firmly believe that, contrary to popular opinion, one can find happiness and lifelong bliss with someone who goes down on them on the first date. That shit actually happens. And not just in the movies.

Anyway, I'm simply curious. Because I would totally go down on any woman who allowed it on the first date.

The trick is, y'know... finding those women who'll let me go down on them on the first date.