HD, the new Hard Core

Maybe you smartie pants have already discussed this topic at the water cooler, but I hadn't thought of it until the New York Times, of all places, turned its thoughtful, concise reporting to the imact of HD in the adult film industry. What was once considered the ultra-graphic de rigueur, the closeup, now starts to resemble that biology film in 7th grade science class. Understandably, porn stars are a bit nervous. Imagine that bit of jiggle, that ever-so-slight asymmetrical areola, that constellation of ASS PIMPLES under the cruel gaze of HD. Now plastic surgeons will be right up there with Bill Gates and Warren Buffett as adult stars do damage control (and millions of actresses and wealthy anorexic housewives follow suit.) My investment advice? Oxy-10, baby!