Further Proof that Inanimate Objects Have All the Luck

I've officially reached a new all-time low in my pitiful existence.

Jealous of a teddy bear.

Honestly, though: I love the way she "positions" the bear's face right before moving back over it. Because, of course, it wouldn't be truly sexy if she just sat on the side of the bear's face. No, when I check out teddy bear porn, I've got to see some full-on, snout-on-booty action. Otherwise, why waste my time? Just keep that shit to yourself.