Boy Toy or Jail Bait?

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson

Call me young at heart. In general, I'm attracted to, and have dated younger men. No big deal, right? 2 years younger, feh. 5 years younger, ooh, aren't you cute. 8, 9 years younger...what do you mean, you don't remember Reagan?

See, as I get older, and cute boys get ever younger, I do start to get a little uncomfortable. Am I a pre-cursor to an alcoholic vamp, scheming ways to seduce her daughter's high school boyfriend (as a good Mrs. Robinson/MILF would do)? I see those mug shots of female teachers in the news lately (which turn Ken's boxers into table tents) and I think, geez, she's not THAT much older than me!

As I age, must I settle for the Viagra-popping, hair-receding end of the gene pool, or do I go to jail happy?