Wrists Don't Lie

So this chick from New Jersey is suing a Manhattan bar because she slipped and tore up her knee during a "Shake It Like Shakira" contest. Alls I can say is, if this woman sees any coin, you can bet your sweet ass I'll be contacting my lawyers as well. The carpal tunnel syndrome I've endured from masturbating furiously to her "Hips Don't Lie" video should be worth a couple thou. Easily.

[PS: If you're starting to see a total strokage theme throughout the last few posts... really, it's just a coincidence. I mean, I do actually come up for air and leave the house once in a while. Seriously.]