Wednesday, November 29

Testosterone Fix


I love my girls. I really do. Going out, staying in, shooting the shit, swapping war stories. But sometimes my life gets out of whack; too much Pussy Galore, too little Dirk Diggler. So, I have to go to where the boys are. The gym is a good start, esp. the free weights. A hockey game. Yeah, maybe sometimes I alter my daily commute to go past a construction site. Hey, did you know my local community college has a Rugby team, and that they practice on Saturdays at 10:00 AM? I do.

Do guys do the same thing? I don't mean pay-as-you-go pussy like Gentlemen's Clubs, I mean actual, non-premeditated chick gatherings. Somehow, I can't see guys crashing the monthly book club or the latest "Cupcakes and Sweets" cooking class. Ken, help me out here.