Oh Dear.

Meggo Productions
You promised yourself, didn't you. This year was gonna be different. After all, Halloween was on a weekday this year. On a Tuesday, no less, not even close to a weekend. You were going to go to the party, make an appearance, stay for an hour, have ONE drink.

Okay, maybe two.

Now it's 7:56AM, your asshole boss scheduled the monthly staff meeting for 9:00AM today, and you're miles from home, lying next to what looks like a green blob, but was formerly the Jolly Green Giant (even THAT was a disappointment, eh?). Your head is throbbing like 75 jackhammers are fucking your eyeballs and your formerly cute "blue fairy" outfit is now also covered in green, which you will have to somehow put on, and walk out the door to get home.

Oh, and he lives on a city street which has the population equivalent of Times Square.

Have a great day.