Lost. Please Send Women.

So, it's been five weeks since I've had my face sat on.

In Ken terms, that's like a normal human being going a couple days without water. Or Dom DeLuise going an hour without a fresh-baked ham.

So it got me thinking about the longest dry-spell I've endured over the last, say, ten years. I'm talking no nookie whatsoever. And I think it comes out to about five months. Five months! Christ, even guys in prison get more action than that. Granted, it's not the kind of action I'm looking for. But still...

Anyway, can anyone top that? What's your personal dry-spell record? And, er, if you're female, will you be in Boston anytime soon?