Always Bring the Sexy

There's a woman in my office who's about seven months pregnant. She doesn't go out for lunchtime walks with her pals anymore. She can't huff it up the stairs to get that package to Accounting like she used to. And she's out of her cube to hit the john about eight times a day.

But damned if she's not still wearin' a thong. Every goddam day. And that's pretty fucking awesome.

To all those women -- pregnant and otherwise -- wearing thongs. Like right now. Like at this very moment. I salute you.