10 Fuckin Years, Man

Not only is the fast-approaching Turkey Day a frightening glimpse into our gene pool and our inevitable overweight, velour track-suit wearing older selves, it's also a chance to catch up with those losers from high school. Remember Bobby, who used to beat you up after 4th period? Yeah, he's an investment banker. And Michelle, the ditzy head cheerleader who stole your boyfriend? She's happily married and starting her own Web 2.0 business. Yay, good times!
So keep us posted on all your reunions, homecomings, and local dive bar brawls that always give the town cops a hearty chuckle. And Happy Thanksgiving!