The Only Difference Between Girls "kissing" and Girls KISSING is Male Demographic

Obviously, I'm fond of this title, thanks to Panic! At The Disco.

But it's true, isn't it. Would chicks really want to suck face as, seemingly, so many of us do, if there wasn't a bunch of hot young bucks rooting us on, (and some sort of recording device to capture the moment)? Say you're at the bridal shower for your dear friend Susie. It's all chicks except for Jonathan, who's gay. Everybody's drinking champagne, having fun. Do you want to start tickling Jennifer's molars now, or wait until Susie's finished opening her presents? Well, why not? I thought you loooooved to kiss girls, and there's a bunch right here! OK, OK, then how about this: you're at a bar, and you're surrounded by guys who would just love to see you get it on with Shirley, the cute blonde. Oops, I forgot to mention that you're at the Oak n' Bucket, the local dive bar, and your guys are well on their way to retirement and a daily Viagra/Celebrex cocktail. Hey, wassa matter? C'mon, it's soooo much fun!