The Only Day Worth Coming In Sober

Today is "denim day" at the office. The day in which everyone gets to wear jeans. Including all the impossibly hot chicks in Finance. Yeah, that's right. Hot chicks in Finance.

Thank you, CEO.

And thank you, Hot Chicks in Finance.

Anyone else wearing jeans to work today? Don't just fucking sit there, tell me about 'em!

Myself, I'll be sporting my Levi's and a Banana Republic sportcoat. Because I like to project the "young associate professor who can't get laid" look as part of my strategy to actually get laid.

Not really workin' so far. But I'll keep you posted.