Things That Rock

1. Girls kissing. Bonus points if they're particularly pretty girls, but I've reached the stage where the thought of Bea Arthur snuggling "Alice" from the Brady Bunch gets me steamed.

2. Older women with tattoos on the small of their backs. These days, every female receives one of these on her sixteenth birthday. But there's something kinda freaky and awesome about a fortysomething [or, dare I think it, fiftysomething] woman with one. Fortysomething women with tattoos all over their arms, on the other hand, only want to smash your car windows and hit you with frozen meat. At least in my experience.

3. Paz Vega.

4. Girls who drink shitloads of beer. Don't get me wrong, I've dated/banged/wasted my time chasing unattainable girls who drink wine, Jack and shots of Jaeger off an ice slide while being held upside-down by their ankles. But there's something about a chick who can tear through a 12-pack of Bud Light quicker than me that starts me longing.

5. These. If you're a woman, and you're wearing these right now, thank you.

6. Camo Girl. She knows why.