Tuesday, September 19

Suddenly... Not So Annoying


You know how there can be someone you just. Can't. Stand. They just get under your skin to the point that you wanna sandpaper yourself down? The very sound of their voice causes you to cringe and convulse?

And then, as if by magic, they do something that totally spins your brain in the other direction. Maybe they just saved a puppy's life or helped stamp out Communism in your hometown or displayed an otherwordly tongue technique while doing a blow job shot. Whatever the case, you suddenly find yourself thinking of them with birdsongs in your heart and lust in your eyes.

That's kinda what happened to me when I saw Fergie in these shorts in her London Bridge video.