Next Position Please

Call me crass, but I've always been a firm believer in the one night stand. So much easier. No bullshit. No "where the fuck are my waffles?" the next morning. No worrying about whether your breath was minty fresh or if his mom will like you or if your kids will inherit your blue eyes or his brown eyes. It's all "You're here. I'm here. Let's screw." And we need more of that in our lives. We need those human airbags we can throw ourselves against to work out the angst and frustrations and finally get over him/her/it. You don't need to go all Gene Simmons over it... you just need to experience one or two before you settle down or die or hit that point where black socks with shorts sounds like a good idea.