Back To School

Kids, as we put away our g-string bikinis and scrub down the walls of our in-house Mystic Tan booths, it's time to start thinking about bettering ourselves in the pursuit of learning. In what areas are we lacking? Perhaps it's finances. Cooking. Finally learning that darn Electric Slide for cousin Erma's wedding next month. Me, I'm going to thumb through my dog-eared free copy of The Learning Annex, that bastion of continuing education, to see where life should take me.

"Cat Therapist Finds Your Neutered Cat's Sensuality"....uh, is that some sort of covert op for chicks with hysterectomies?..."Tantric Sex For Dummies"...nah, too mainstream. Ooh, here's one: "Ladies Lapdancing Class, taught by Arthur Murray". And there's a 10% off coupon!