Tuesday, August 29

Music To Plot Revenge To

SharpNails
When I went through a breakup, I was a little pissed off. After the property damage had been assessed and the restraining order had been filed with the city, I had plenty of time to ruminate in my room, surrounded by boxes of half-eaten Twinkies and decapitated Ken dolls in various stages of torture. I think I listened to Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" about 80 billiion times, but it lost its power when I learned that Uncle Joey from Full House may have been the culprit for that song. C'mon, Alanis, Uncle Joey?!? What, does that mullet have magical powers? So then it was on to the Liz Phair catalog, ratcheting up "Fuck and Run" until the CD melted. No Doubt's "(Kinda Always Knew I'd End Up Your) Ex-Girlfriend" was too much boo-hoo, not enough KILLKILLKILL. So my question to the masses: What ARE our musical options, we of which Hell hath no fury?